Every Retail Job Ever

Joylandi 15-Mar, 2021
No Karen, you cannot return a meal you’ve already eaten. This is EVERY RETAIL JOB EVER!

This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast \u0026 crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.

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Ian Hecox // ianhecox
Courtney Miller // co_mill
Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
Damien Haas // damienhaas
Olivia Sui // oliviasui
Keith Leak Jr. // keithleakjr
Noah Grossman // noahgrossma...
Kimmy Jimenez // kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // jacklyn_uweh
Amanda Lehan-Canto // filmingamanda
Ify Nwadiwe // ifynwadiwe

Director: Jacklyn Uweh
Written By: Shayne Topp \u0026 Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mike Small
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Set Dresser: Tayler Nicholson
Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller


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  • I swear I heard half life button noises in the makeup one.

  • 7:00 XD

  • The new guy is good

  • Hotototototosososos

  • Floormart 😂🤣

  • next please Next please Next there please Sorry I'll take you over here Next please EXCUSE ME NEXT PLEASE Customer with the whole town behind them: *stares into space*

  • Come on they should do every karen ever

  • WTF Is this sh*T? This is not the SMOSH i remember.

  • karen

  • i remember when anthony was aroubd

  • Floormart, Walmart, Ceilingmart.

  • I wish I worked at one of those marts. :)

  • i'm literally getting filled with entertainment from these every blank videos

  • What happed to antony

  • Sign up for a credit card or I’ll cry at youuuu😂😂

  • I met Ian in like 2016 I was skating with a friend on hillhurst avenue and he walked by and I asked him if he was a UZfirer and he said yes

  • Ur on Facebook live phone screen mom stop posting this stuff!

  • Wtf is this shit

  • Imao

  • BankMaster and Vista, the most superior credit card companies.

  • After 2 months I still wonder who won that gift card

  • “ I would like to speak to your manager” Me: I would like to speak to god who made you Because he just made a mistake of making you.

  • who miss the SHUT UP intro

  • awesome

  • I miss old smosh

  • I miss Anthony & Ian

  • How nice is the somsh crew

  • So true

  • Yes floormart

  • It’s always so weird when they use my name as a characters name. It’s such a common thing but it’s just weird hearing my name in a UZfire video djdbdjd

  • Jesus is coming back

  • "Read a book, Ruben!"

  • Floormart. Noice

  • 1:02 MY MAN PACKIN

  • you do realize 1/32 is a 3.125 percent cut and not a 0.2 percent right? I think you need to read a book

  • 英語わからんけど、なんか面白かった🤣‪𐤔‬😂😂

  • The worst humans on planet Earth are Walmart customers 😡😡😡😡😡😡 no respect to any one 😡😡😡😡😡

  • Who still scrolls to their old vids ... :/

  • Diferencias brutales entre ambas versiones (one love friends gringos)

  • Floormart

  • Wow, I randomly remembered this channel today and decided to check up on it. Its crazy how much it changed.

  • As a Goodwill employee. This is VERY relatable.

  • i missed the old smosh ;-;

  • Damn they still making videos?

  • So many stories to share about Karen's lol

  • What was Abercrombles based off of?

  • Something about Damian yelling "sign up for a credit card or I'll cry at you" is literally my favorite thing of all the things

  • Im gonna be a retail worker in 1,5 years this video scares me

  • So your like in your 30ths 20ths and your watching this kind of weird

  • I have been working a retail since I was 11 years old, wait I'm still 11 years old,......My dad owns a small retail store and I can comfirm a lot of this is unfortunately true lol

  • Everyone gansta till you on facebook live

  • my new favorite catch phrase "what the fuck clark" thank you olivia😂😂

  • Your cool

  • 5:12 phub🤣

  • How tall is that girl? 6ft?

  • Do every kfc

  • This must of been the most awkward thing to film.

  • Wai....wait? I jus got outta jail ... this is not the smosh I remember?

  • Good good🤣🤣🤣

  • Hey Hey plz plz update

  • I have no idea why but my favorite line from any Smosh video I've seen is "Read a book Ruben"

  • i love the weird shin slapping thing

  • What is reatail

  • it's funny how Karen only got 7 views.

  • 7:03 is that a... knock knock reference? No couldn’t be. Well....

  • 1m code plz

  • 1m code plz

  • 1m code plz

  • 1m

  • 1:55 my name: Aidan The new hottest worker: name is Aidan Me: *surprised pikachu face*

  • lot Oops autocorrect I mean low NOT AGAIN I MEAN LOL

  • 5:58 call me when you want call me when you need call me in the morning I’ll be on the way

  • Ya I just quit from Walmart and this is exactly how it is

  • Man these karens are everywhere..

  • 0:21 no one gonna talk about how at the bottom it says mom stop posting this stuff

  • He was first to hit 5000 subs in the world btw good job

  • Customers who behave that way in the first skit should be banned from the store.

  • You should make a every Karen ever

  • Floormart I can’t

  • She. A karen my dude

  • pog

  • Floormart🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • I relate to the no hours at work.

  • "Walmart" "Floormart" so true lol

  • Amanda does the best Karen ever


  • 0:58 Damien said gap not nap :o

  • OK all I need to say is that I’m Chloe the one that cries randomly and you can’t ask why

  • Why was that fucking Karen so aggressive I think she just needed the manager

  • When you're mad at someone and are having a conversation with them: 0:30


  • The perfect Karen

  • I love Ify so much omg

  • Karen: I want a refund! Clerk: happy to help. Karen: Karen.EXE has stopped working.

  • 6:09 I think this was the best one lol

  • Do Every Panera Ever. Please 🥺

  • when you try to karen but it failed:

  • Where Anthony and ian

  • I Heart That!

  • Shayne would actually be a good Abercrombie model