Every Dating Profile Ever

Joylandi 26-Apr, 2021
Let’s just be clear- I swiped right on the dog, not you. This is EVERY DATING PROFILE EVER!

This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast \u0026 crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.

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CAST
Ian Hecox // ianhecox
Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
Damien Haas // damienhaas
Olivia Sui // oliviasui
Keith Leak Jr. // keithleakjr
Noah Grossman // noahgrossma...
Kimmy Jimenez // kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // jacklyn_uweh
Matt Duran // durrrrran

CREW
Director: Courtney Miller
Written By: Ian Hecox, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller, Damien Haas, Jackie Uweh, Olivia Sui, and Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mike Small
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Art Assistant: Austin Barrett
Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller

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Fikrlar

  • 3:17 sounds offly close to "Noah?"... It's not.

  • 69!

  • brevin

  • Castaways.. we are castaways.. *intense crying*

  • I’m the this isn’t actually my Dog guy.

  • NO I’M THE REAL DEREK

  • 3:20 I volunteer as tribute

  • Looking to hentai and chill

  • 1:32 "BO?!"

  • D pic incoming in 5, 4, 3 inches😂 Thanks Noah you made my day

  • 1:50 Is the joke here that the guy is insecure or that the handsome friend is doing it on purpose so they break up? Because I don't see how not wanting someone else to interact intimately with your partner is being insecure. That's how most people are tricked into being cheated on, they feel something isn't right, but when they express their worries they are guilted into ignoring it by being accused of being insecure. It such a disgusting tactic.

  • I cant relate to any of these

  • 1:10 I just about lost it

  • how see know my lego collection? no joke

  • “because i’m a big boy fisherman fish man mmmmm~”

  • I've been watching this in 0.75x speed

  • he's my nephew....and my son my sister is his mom its weird

  • This is more like “if profile pictures in dating apps could move and talk”

  • Smosh is declining sadly

  • O

  • The ones of the only fans or the instagram are the most evil and hatefull creatures in the world.

  • "5,4,3 inches, 2"

  • I’m into lego collections.

  • can you do ever smosh ever

  • I’m simpin for Lacey bro she will build legos with me 😎

  • 3 inches : D

  • THE LEGO ONE IS NOT TRUE

  • I love the "5,4, 3(inches),2"

  • Smosh is failling its been a Month and this video have not reach even 1 million views

  • 2:00 Jackie is the mom and in the next one it’s Jackie again so what if the mom has the only fans😂

  • Is my WiFi bad or is the photo bad

  • I want the old smosh back

  • 01:30

  • So they don't use the old intro now huh

  • Jackie looks bomb in purple and with purple lipstick

  • 1:11 is sus

  • Oh well, guess I'm dying alone!

  • The view count.......

  • SATAN? Wow 666k views-

  • ... uhh My dads name is nelson and hes 33 Oh shiiit

  • The beautiful Alabama home starts playing 😍😘

  • shayne’s mouth tightening so he won’t laugh

  • Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :) Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.

  • this is the SNL of youtube love you guys.

  • Come to think of it, dating apps are like a showcase of every type of awful and repulsive there is in society. And we're all at least one type.

  • Sec

  • 5, 4, 3 inches, 2 Lol 😂😂

  • Sheeeeesh

  • I'm not too fond of dating apps for that reason. I feel like they objectify women and men by Judging their appearance at first sight. P.S. This skit was very funny and Realistic to the dating apps out there today.

  • WAit Was that Barret Weed

  • Hentai and chill? That is a swipe right all the way! Call me!

  • 1:11 Hm Yes Cultured Man

  • Should do a every tarot card reading ever. So many UZfire tarot readings. 😂

  • Two of those Dereks has to be Anthony Fantano in a wig

  • This is just making fun of straight people

  • Ian in the funky shirt when he was Nick 45 reminded me of the "creepy" video of a weird man's dating gameshow audition tape. It was on Unus Annus and Jacksepticeye

  • 0:33 i have that fish toy

  • I have a friend named gigi

  • 0:54 That dog just saw something any dog shouldn't see

  • CHANGE YOUR HAIRCUT IAN!!!

  • Every millennial ever

  • Plot twist: there still looking for derek

  • Bbb

  • Great content. Inspiring to start our own thing

  • 1:11 YES

  • I think that Courtney is the one using this phone tbh

  • Cadê o Anthony em pessoal

  • Can you guys do every prison ever?

  • "Hentai and chill" Dude is a man of culture......

  • Woah. New Smosh is really forgetting the funny

  • My requirements are “female and alive”

  • 5-4-3inches 2

  • 0:22 look at shaynes face

  • Smosh needs to get @athenaofthenorth on. She has Anthony Padilla vibes. Blow her up to smosh guys!

  • I just realized that the person that swiping left and right on these people is actually bisexual if you think about it.

  • Where’s Anthony

  • What happened to this UZfire channel

  • i like your video but make something new now

  • Derek named Derek and Dereknamed the real Derek but the real Derek named Derek

  • Sus

  • in the second tinder profile, i have that fish at home!! it's a cat toy!!

  • Dang it now she won't see my Lego collection I'm sad now

  • K

  • "6'2 because apparently that matters"

  • He's holding a cat toy fish XD

  • I thought u guys stopped making these types if vids, I feel like they’re getting kinda stale.

  • Dang smosh is slowy going to end

  • Courtney's directing recently and she's so good! All her sketches have been hilarious ☺️

  • Y’all are the best and the funniest

  • Wish ian and Anthony never sold out Smosh would of been a masterpiece

  • "we're looking for a third" every girl on tinder knows this pain

    • It's not just girls, I'm a guy and I've seen that. So has my brother.

  • I miss the days when this channel wasn’t repetitive and had an actual sense of humor, and was In my opinion one of the greatest channels on youtube. It is now one of the worst due to it’s cringy and unfunny nature.

  • I love how ian is just the "boomer" of the cast

    • If he shaved he would look a lot younger and than he looks like.

  • I miss the old smosh 😞

  • Loving Damien's fishing

  • The funniest part was when Gigi got liked

  • Do Every Driving Test Ever! Give me like if you like it

  • 2:35 Why does Ian look like El Rubio?

  • I miss old smosh😕☹🥲🥲

  • You guys are the death of smosh.